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Primates #2 - How to Live with Your Primate without Committing a Felony – I love my husband!
I love my husband! How do you live with your primate without committing a felony? I'll just have to cohabitate with my him until I figure ou

Colleen McIntosh
Apr 4, 202418 min read


I should have written a Romance Novel! - Romantic Mind Porn!
I’ve mentioned how I discovered reading books in my Hair Today Gone Tomorrow blog. My mother was an avid reader and wanted to instill...

Colleen McIntosh
Mar 6, 202414 min read


The Cataract in the Eye! Cataract Surgery - Live to "See" Another Day!!
Pirate fashion is all the rage! Aaarrbedarghhh…me matey! Where’s me parrot? My title is a little play on the novel, “The Catcher In The...

Colleen McIntosh
Feb 21, 202430 min read


Senior Moments! – Menopause/Aging and “Mental” Health
"Whatever Happened To Baby Jane" was one of my favorite movies - I was a huge Bette Davis fan. (Thank you Bette for "All About Eve.") She...

Colleen McIntosh
Feb 6, 20249 min read


Sneeze The Day!!! Embrace Obsessive Compulsive Order in 2024!
Embrace Obsessive Compulsive Order in 2024! I'm choosing to control my objectives by minimizing the chaos within my sphere of influence.

Colleen McIntosh
Jan 24, 202418 min read


New Year’s Revelations!! Unrequited Resolutions!
As I get older, I’ve decided to abandon the - basically unattainable resolutions - that leave me dejected when I’ve failed with the...

Colleen McIntosh
Jan 10, 202416 min read


Holi-Geddon!!! - Funniest Holiday Memories!
I want to start this Holiday Blog with a tribute to my Dad. He passed away last February at 91. I will miss him forever. I haven’t posted...

Colleen McIntosh
Dec 27, 202319 min read


How to Communicate with Your Primate! Deciphering the Chatter!
Colleen and Ed - My Favorite Primate! C’mon Ladies!! We’ve all considered the similarities between Man and Ape!!! I’ve done some...

Colleen McIntosh
Dec 13, 202318 min read


Menopause - The Silent Plague! I will NOT be SILENCED!!!
Menopause: The Silent Plague! Because no one talks about it or wants to listen !! My family and friends have purchased my book – THANK...

Colleen McIntosh
Nov 29, 202320 min read


Hair – a Woman’s Achilles Heel (Heal)! Having a Bad Hair Day?
Having a bad hair day is a major topic of concern and consideration as you age. Grooming takes on a whole new meaning. Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Colleen McIntosh
Nov 15, 202313 min read


Our Bodies, Our Minds, Ourselves...Invisibility is my Superpower!
Let’s be honest – my body, my mind, myself is changing daily whether I want it to or not! They say change is good. Is it? Yes, of course,...

Colleen McIntosh
Nov 1, 202314 min read


Give Yourself A Little Meno-plause!! - Be kind to yourself
October 18 - WORLD MENOPAUSE DAY!!!! It's about time we have a Women's Awareness Day - not just a Mother's Day. Not all of us are...

Colleen McIntosh
Oct 18, 202315 min read


Menopausal in Headlights! Marketing my Book is Hard!
Marketing my Book is really HAAAAARD!!! Publishing my book, marketing my book and myself is like a Naked 64-year-old Menopausal in...

Colleen McIntosh
Oct 4, 202315 min read


Doctor Appointments Are Hysterical - Part 2 - Battle Scars of an Aging Woman!
Battle Scars of a Fabulous Aging Woman! Attempting to take a sexy selfie! Old doctor/surgery war stories and battle scars of an aging...

Colleen McIntosh
Sep 21, 202315 min read


Work-Out Routine for Menopausal Women – Pole Dancing & Lap Dancing! Stripper Pole Dancing Class
Stripper Class Workouts - work out at your own risk. Hilarious and painful! Reigniting your sex life.

Colleen McIntosh
Sep 6, 20238 min read


The Mighty & Amazing Alvarado Square Ladies Group - You are not alone!
I can’t say enough about the importance of a fellowship of hormonally challenged women.

Colleen McIntosh
Aug 23, 20238 min read


“You’re Getting Old!” or “You have OLS – Old Lady Syndrome!” Doctor appointments are hysterical.
My Doctor Appointments have become Comedy Routines! Indignity #1 - wearing paper boxer-like shorts at doctor appointment Why do I never...

Colleen McIntosh
Aug 9, 20239 min read


Memory Expiration Date - Menopause! Memory Loss and Menopause
“Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?” A.A. Milne Quote He should have been a woman! Why did I walk into this room? My...

Colleen McIntosh
Jul 25, 20236 min read


Menopausal Women Are Hot! Part 2 - Hot Flashes and Mood Swings
Poet and Painter Ltd. - Funny cards even for Menopausal HOT Women

Colleen McIntosh
Jul 19, 20235 min read


Menopausal Women Are HOT!!! A humorous menopause blog about my new book and menopause journey.
Colleen McIntosh Author of Menopause the Horror, Humility, and Humor of It All!!! Menopause and Aging

Colleen McIntosh
Jul 10, 20236 min read
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